highs and lows

rough day.

but these at least made me laugh:

Student 1: "What color are the ducks in Mexico?"
Student 2: "NO! Duck in Spanish is TACO!"
Me: "I am so confused right now."

Me: "Cole, take the sweatshirt off your head."
Cole: "IT'S A TURBANNNN!!!"

Evan: "Ms. Cochran! Tell Joe not to throw my book off the desk anymore!"
Joe: "A demon did it!!!"

I give a kid 1 minute to go get a drink of water...another student thought he was going to the bathroom and said this upon his return:
"Dude, he did that in a minute!? I can't even get my pants down that fast!"
Me: "He only went to get a drink AND that's a little more than I needed to know, thanks though."

and the quote of the day:
Student: "How do you say, like, "I am doing something"?"
Me: "For example: Estoy haciendo mi tarea- I am doing my homework."
Joe: "Wait can you say that again?" (with mischievous look on his face)
Me: "No, Joe, we're talking about doing SOMETHING not doing SOMEONE."
Joe: "How did you know I was going to ask that!?"
Me: *shaking my head* "I have an 8th grade mind."


when i can't feel You,
i have learned to reach out just the same
when i can't hear You
i know You still hear every word i pray
and i want You more than i wanna live another day
and as i wait for You, maybe i'm made more
faithful